Wealth On Health

I have an unhealthy fear of contracting herpes.  Obviously no one in their right mind enjoys catching a disease, but my quest to avoid the herpes virus has reached a level of paranoia.  I know people who have it and they say it’s not that big of a deal, but that’s only because they don’t hear the shit I say about them behind their backs.  You see, not having herpes gives me the right to make fun of the people who do and I never want to lose that right.  I also don’t want cold sores on my face and or penis…. Read ahead

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